Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Reality Show Mania



It's amazing the crap that TV producers will package and sell to networks. It's even more amazing that people watch this junk. First came the fad of reality TV shows such as Survivor and Big Brother. These eventually spawned reality TV networks such as FOX Reality and TruTV. Just a few minutes ago, I saw a commercial for a reality show about Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel. The commercial glorified all the aspects of reality TV gold: a unique landscape, people acting like spoiled toddlers, and of course, scantily clad women.

Since other people can come up with great ideas for stupid reality TV shows and make money, why can't I? I have an idea for a show called, Public Restrooms. The premise is the documentaton of how people treat restrooms, what they do in there, and how they react to noisy and smelly depositors. I figure if their going to put crap on TV, why not make it literal.



Sunday, October 4, 2009

Questions I've Always Wondered

How come God's country isn't in the United Nations? Does he not want peace for mankind?




If they add braille to drive up ATM's, why doesn't McDonalds do the same thing to their drive thru menu?





If humans are so evolved, why are we the only creature that has to wipe our asses?




If getting a vasectomy is called getting fixed, why isn't having a baby called going broke?




If age makes you wise, what the hell happened here?





If prostitution is the world's oldest profession, how in the hell did guys make money to buy sex?



And finally...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?