In this time of economic crisis, many people tend to lose faith in the system, their society, and themselves. Although I myself am feeling the financial sting of the recession, I do have some words of hope, albeit, false hope. Sometimes false hope is better than no hope, so when life is kicking your eyebrows off, remember these sayings to build up your faith in a system of bullshit and a life that so closely mirrors.
Don't cry because you had a bad day. Your whole life sucks anyway.
Just wear a smile...unless you're fat or ugly. Then cover up.
They say that one man's trash is another man's treasure, but you're a trashy slut to everyone.
Someday I'm gonna be somebody. Unfortunately it's not someone you ever wanted to be.
Don't worry about keeping up with the Joneses. Unless of course you get the DT's.
Everyone thinks you're incredible............................ly retarded.
When life hands you lemons, you've probably got scurvy.
AND FINALLY
There's always tomorrow for dreams to come true. Just keep saying that everyday.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
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