Drunken Rant

The wind is howling outside as I sit on my couch with laptop on lap and beer in hand (I've grown accustomed to typing one handed). It has been a very long time since I got drunk and ranted in a post about whatever happened to be pissing me off at the time. If you read any of my previous blogs, which it does not appear that anyone reads my thoughts (scared of the sheer awesomeness of ideas I presume), I tend to rant about many things. I just haven't done so drunk lately. Unfortunately, I'm not drunk now either, so that seems to be pissing me off at the very moment. Someday soon I'll get drunk and present ideas abundant in idiocy. For now though, I'll just present posts of idiocy sober.