How come God's country isn't in the United Nations? Does he not want peace for mankind? 
If they add braille to drive up ATM's, why doesn't McDonalds do the same thing to their drive thru menu?
If humans are so evolved, why are we the only creature that has to wipe our asses?
If getting a vasectomy is called getting fixed, why isn't having a baby called going broke?
If age makes you wise, what the hell happened here?
If prostitution is the world's oldest profession, how in the hell did guys make money to buy sex?And finally...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
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